mjalti:

elioperlman:

mjalti:

presxge:

mjalti:

it must be so nice to be rich instead of like … having to develop a personality

shut up lol

buy my silence

how much

monthly deposits of $13,999 in my account after expenses, three cars at my disposal one must be mustard yellow at all times, a pet fox, a paid-in-full luxury penthouse IN manhattan WITH a doorman specifically named Charles who does not go by “charlie” (ever), bonds, stocks, health care benefits, and a minimum 14 year agreement to fulfill the listed above ADJUSTED for inflation