we’re all getting “older” but age is a relative thing. i’ve licked things that are 250 million years old. you’re not that old and you’re not worth licking.
Clare this is by far the most terrifying post you have ever made
Is this person an archaeologist and referring to the “lick test” for fossils or does she go down on the old gods…?
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