trilllizard666:

diamonddonator:

panphanwithaplan:

in-to–deep:

thatguysleepinginthecorner:

babedur:

randamhajile:

hey did you guys know you can objectively calculate how good at sex every single fallout character is thanks to fallout 2

Here’s a spreadsheet where you can use the formula. Help Us Make A Database.

As it it stands for Fallout 4 companions from worst to best

Curie (Miss Nanny)- 4 so below average

Curie (Synth)- 4.12 because apparently getting a body can only help so much

Porter Gage- 5.13 You need to brush your damn teeth and take a bath

Robert Joseph MacCready- 5.51 Rotting teeth subtract points I suppose.

Cait- 7.15 Your girl is good in bed.

Old Longfellow- 7.15 Heavy drinking seems to give you the same results no matter what age or gender you are.

Codsworth- 7.63 AT YOUR SERVICE.

Strong- 7.72 Uh….. hmmmmmm…. I don’t really have words the big man can swing.

Danse- 7.9  ………..Ad Victoriam……….

Nick Valentine- 7.9    Apparently synths got it going on.

X6-88- 8.01   I guess they were made to be better than huma- OH WAIT

Preston Garvey- 8.15  How’s it going, babe?

Deacon- 8.15 And we’ll never actually be able to prove it.

Hancock- 8.4 I dunno what I was expecting.

Piper Wright- 8.65   Damn Girl… the closest thing to a sex god this game has to offer.

Extra:

Liberty Prime- 9   LIBERTY PRIME FULL SYSTEM ANALYSIS SYSTEMS NOMINAL WEAPONS HOT….

I just thought everyone would like to see this

Adding to this, with the Fallout: New Vegas characters, in no particular order-

Arcade: solid 5.5
Craig Boone: 3.5
ED-E: 5.38
Lily: 6.88
Veronica: 4.75
Raul: 3.76
Cass: 4.62
Rex: 5.76

No one in New Vegas but Grandma Lily can fuck good it’s official

that’s why there’s no romances in Fallout New Vegas