oldroots:

WarriorMale feels like the kind of person who would appear completely nude out of nowhere to save me whilst i was getting mugged by like six people in a back alley. he would grab them by the head (three heads for each hand) and throw them through like a row of buildings dragon ball z style, and give me some advice on how i could one day be like him, before declaring “WarriorMale” and launching off the ground and into the sky. thats the vibe i get, anyway