theace-of-clubs:

humorstaff:

Me spending any money that’s physical cash and not in my bank account total : this doesn’t count as spending, it’s not real. It doesn’t exist

Also me, spending money on my card: this doesn’t count as spending, it’s online money not real money

coolcatgroup:

teathattast:

What is this from holy shit 😂😂😂

malenchka:

get 👏 it 👏 my 👏 boooooii👏

ilsafisher:

sansadaynes:

just-shower-thoughts:

Thor Ragnarok casually glossed over the fact that the Hulk spent 2 years murdering people for sport

#it be like that sometimes

#rip doug

storm-driver:

you ready to fucking die

you know what’s even better than a guilty pleasure?

adhdkirabraginsky:

a smug indulgence. tell yourself, “i’m gonna do this thing because i like it, and there’s nothing you can do to make me feel bad about it!” eat that cake! read that romance novel! be free!!!

thewildthingsarenow:

Yo this is legitimately the funniest shit I have seen today

thiscatdraws:

“We’re vampires, we don’t put down towels.” (x)

wearepaladin:

http://dragonsexcalendar.tumblr.com/post/180644411605/audio_player_iframe/dragonsexcalendar/tumblr_mfczrgAq2T1qaury6?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fdragonsexcalendar%2F180644411605%2Ftumblr_mfczrgAq2T1qaury6

totalspiffage:

inkwelldried:

jinglepurrs:

30 Minutes Until the Flare // Homestuck vs. t.A.T.u

can we fly?
do i stay?
we could lose
we could fail

[tindeck]

so uh these songs go pretty well together! i used my minimal audio editing skills to mash ‘em together and i sorta like the results. the lyrics fit pretty well in the context of Flare, too.

music for the end of the world

oh my god