I love how the 5e corebook is very clear about how dragonborn do not have tails and literally every player and DM since has unilaterally said “That’s fucking dumb give them a tail :/”

(make sure the box’s contents match what’s on the label.)

yourhandiheld:

bisexualflyboy:

yaskweenly:

The Mirror of Erised

okay this is objectively fucking hilarious like I know it’s real but it seems like something out of a parody. I’m supposed to look at this and seriously believe that jude law is lusting after that? that his heart’s most desperate desire is that raw chicken breast with hair? I’m meant to see jude law pining after that absolute saltine of a man and not laugh??

littlemanicmonday:

Me: wow I’m way too attached to fictional characters

Me: *sees y’all send death threats to writers because you didn’t agree with their decisions*

Me: never mind I’m attached the healthy amount

karshmallow:

stuffnuts:

karshmallow:

you know whats a good trope? when a character sarcastically says “what should we do? [proposes outlandish and foolish plan]” and the next scene is them mid-execution of said outlandish and foolish plan

this is exactly the scene i was thinking of when i wrote this post thank you very much

kaleidoscopic-quiddity:

fuck_prospit.jpeg

worldsworstfather:

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

insomniac-arrest:

broke: Catra needs a redemption arc in order for her to get together with Adora and become one of the ‘good guys’

woke: Catra needs a redemption arc in order to represent breaking cycles of abuse and the self-realization of children from toxic households

connversefangirl:

DID YOU JUST SEPARATE ME FROM MY BOYFRIEND, BITCH?!