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starwarsisgay:

The holiday season is coming up and if you’re being rude to a retail worker while they’re pulling off a 12+ hour shift cause it’s a holiday, you’re going directly to hell and i’m sending you there myself.

http://dragonsexcalendar.tumblr.com/post/180165104540/audio_player_iframe/dragonsexcalendar/tumblr_pi9vdsIDUx1re16y0?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fdragonsexcalendar%2F180165104540%2Ftumblr_pi9vdsIDUx1re16y0

slimetony:

My uninformed take on the latest skeleton related drama that I don’t want to know more about

bijillvalentine:

Spyro The Reignited Trilogy [1/?]

acedetective:

did anyone else do that thing way back in the skype days where you’d have a breakdown and just

rtrixie:

oldmancaleb:

tits-n-trix:

pregnantseinfeld:

this reopens the ages old pokemon debate “is it ethical to catch a mr.mime? is mr.mime just a guy?”

Mr Mime has a humiliation fetish and Ash’s mom totally doms him

Hey please don’t type these words ever again

tendentious-thespian:

maxiesatanofficial:

bobavader:

Can u LITERALLY imagine dying and having ur body donated and instead of being used for research or organ donation some tumblr yahoo with a url like “cummy-kitten” buys your skeleton and takes selfies with it and unknowlingly youre at the center of tumblr drama but youre fucking dead

What a wild hypothetical that, for the sake of my fragile emotional well-being, I will assume is not based in some hellish recent event I have yet to hear about!