getting food poisoning is a sick irony. sandwich, you were supposed to nourish my fragile meat body, not conspire with one section of it to kill the rest. you edible brutus, you fredo, you fucking intestinal quisling
this post shows true literary prowess but i wish i hadn’t read it while finishing my sandwich
I had a dream where I was at an Overwatch Q&A and I asked Jesse McCree ‘do you have a horse and if so what is their name’ and he looked super uncomfortable so I was like ‘do you not have a horse?’ and he looked even more freaked out and I was like ‘…do you know what a horse is?’ and he started to cry