elonmuskisabitch:

i get why caesar is confident that the legion will take over hoover dam and new vegas. he has the numbers and loyalty/fear from his troops and the fact that he lost last time was kind of a fluke. however, he failed to take one thing into consideration: i hate him. i have the ability to run into his shitty hell fort and kill everyone with a chainsaw because i control the main character of the game, and i will in fact do that because i hate him. 

elodieunderglass:

deliriumcrow:

arythusa:

batteredshoes:

Now listen, you rich people, weep and wail because of the misery that is coming on you. Your wealth has rotted, and moths have eaten your clothes. Your gold and silver are corroded. Their corrosion will testify against you and eat your flesh like fire. You have hoarded wealth in the last days. Look! The wages you failed to pay the workers who mowed your fields are crying out against you. The cries of the harvesters have reached the ears of the Lord Almighty. You have lived on earth in luxury and self-indulgence. You have fattened yourselves in the day of slaughter. You have condemned and murdered the innocent one, who was not opposing you.— James 5:1-6

At first I thought this was an angry Tumblr post but then it turned out to be the Literal Bible and it got 1000x better

I could use this as a curse. The words of the bible have enough collective force behind them that I can probably get some decent effect from it too.

Honestly probably just saying it out loud will cause ructions of shock and alarm!


http://dragonsexcalendar.tumblr.com/post/179935407610/audio_player_iframe/dragonsexcalendar/tumblr_phrb0cfpVY1r5gg8e?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fdragonsexcalendar%2F179935407610%2Ftumblr_phrb0cfpVY1r5gg8e

amtrax:

RURUS KAADO!! Just a little improvised thing I did as everyone’s new favorite asshole, Rouxls Kaard! This has been requested a LOT since this game dropped, so, here is my take on him!