just to be clear, I’m staying here as long as this site functions. I have 0 intentions of deleting this blog, I will go down with this ship if only to see exactly how bad it gets
Big same.
Same, I’m staying until my blog gets deleted or Tumblr is obliterated.
I like dumpster fires
Author: xlatias
Let’s be honest. We’re all here because posts are still in chronological order.
Toe beans look like juicy fruit to tortoises.
(toe beans ARE juicy fruit)

The Journey Begins
Thanks for joining me!
Good company in a journey makes the way seem shorter. — Izaak Walton


Your dick will literally fall off. Like I don’t know what you’re hoping for. But if you jack off three hundred and seventeen thousand, eight hundred and eleven times in a day. Your dick will literally be reduced to a bloody stump.
That’s quitter talk
u ever just want to sit at the bottom of a pool or something. like if i could breathe underwater it would be a really nice, peaceful environment. especially if it was sunny and the water was nice and warm. just sittin there, watching the sunlight dance on the tiles? yeah. that’s a nice thought

* “SANS, I DON’T APPEAR IN THE NEW STORY ACCORDING TO THIS ANNOYING DOG’S SCRIPT- ?”
* “heh, yet ! they just keep dee greatest for later, bro, gotta cook yer fans first, yer so popular after all”

