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thatpettyblackgirl:

LMAOOOOOOOO

hubologists:

fallout 2 is a gift from god

aphextwinandpcgamingguy4422812:

many people have been complaining about the surge of porn bots… personally i havent noticed… however i have seen a rise in increasingly beautiful and mysterious women who wish to court me

naimly:

echo the dolphin

dawnofthedend:

write-them-on-your-bones:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

oracleks44:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

the-queen-of-angsts:

tristan-t-w:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

fact: every time someone makes a bing search unironically global warming gets a little worse and the Flood Times approach a little closer

fact: every time someone makes a yahoo search unironically someone gets cancer

Fact: I do not give a shit about earth anymore because she is doing what she needs to get rid of them and also I will physically die if I don’t know what banana eels eat

ok that’s fair

What happens if you use google?

you get the information you requested and the earth continues on its orbit unharmed

fact: anyone who ever made a duckduckgo search unironically was retroactively removed from the timeline.

Excuse me for wanting to watch YouTube videos at school. I don’t even like this timeline

potamikou:

Eyes 10/10 – Teeth 10/10 – Licc 99/10

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

kazorus:

prokopetz:

Every time someone tries to explain the metaplot of Supernatural to me, it basically ends up sounding like redneck Dragon Ball Z. I’m sure there’s some nuance I’m failing to grasp here.

Care to elaborate on that?

…I’m not even offended, just absolutely curious. From the stuff I’ve seen and heard about Supernatural I can’t see the connection.

Mostly, I get the impression of a show that doesn’t know how not to escalate.

Every threat’s gotta be quantitatively bigger and badder than the one that came before. Every deus ex machina’s gotta be shinier than the last one. Every season’s gotta end with a massive eleventh-hour powerup for our heroes, only for the next season to raise the stakes enough to put them back in the underdog position.

It’s like, you beat the Devil himself? Well, now you’ve gotta fight the Devil’s cousin Phil, who has conveniently gone entirely unmentioned up until now, but he’s totally twice as evil.

That last paragraph was literally supposed to be the most ridiculous hypothetical example I could think of, and people are messaging me to say “his name was Metatron, not Phil”. I can’t even make fun of this show.

pyrlspite:

pyrlspite:

so we’re really not gonna talk about how susie has a dash of vriska *and* bad batter

patientno7:

wormst

morthils:

morthils:

imagine hearing “hall of the mountian king” for the first time in 1875. the sheer chaos imagine being some norwegian aristocrat and sitting down for a nice day at the symphony and getting your entire wig and life snatched right before your very eyes

i’m just saying grieg went tf off!