geoclaire:

bob-belcher:

reasons why Halloween is the best holiday:

  • you are not obligated to visit your relatives
  • you are not obligated to get gifts for anybody
  • people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than it’s Halloween
  • it’s the only day of the year when it’s socially acceptable to go out in public dressed as a penguin

I finally understand about Americans and Halloween

amphiaria:

y’all pause to think about how toby fox could’ve bricked hundreds of thousands of computers instantly by distributing malware instead of a game because I thought about that as I was beating my antivirus software aside with a bat