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gunzomi:

braveadrien:

When you’re a DM and accidentally do a crit on one of your players, making them give you That Look of Betrayal

i forgot that singular dice are called die and this still made sense

vampireapologist:

cows are so wild like here I am walking through a field surrounded by 30, 1200 pound animals who are Fully Convinced I am capable of killing them with my bare hands so they are dutifully cautious of me

but then sometimes they suddenly think “hey wait…maybe WE could kill HER” and they start getting uppity so I have to pick up a stick and walk toward them as if I could do anything about it and they think

“oh hm wait….she has a branch now……… … We wouldn’t stand a chance……”

imacreepygirl:

The four seasons

oxfordmodernfairytales:

Eddie: Exists

Venom:

simonstuck493:

dennys:

college is, like, really important. but if you don’t do well, remember you can still get paid to run a tumblr for a restaurant.

we’re finally unlocking the dennys admin’s backstory

zillychu:

sora you bisexual disaster

egberts:

me looking at literally any photo on this website for the last 3 weeks

cornnibblets:

Halloween is tomorrow so here’s a friendly reminder that kids are going to dress up like kids. You’re going to see children in costumes from Steven Universe, Fortnite, Minecraft, maybe undertale. Please, for the love of fuck, be cool. These are children dressing up as characters from video games/ children’s TV shows and your opinions about those shows are irrelevant right now. Don’t be a dick, let children have fun. If a 12 yr old in a Fortnite costume knocks on my door for candy, I’m damn well going to give it to them, and I really hope you all will too.

hiccups:

I bet he’s really frightened now.

requested by @gamedot

thebootydiaries:

english is not their first language: Hello! I’m sorry if my English isn’t very good.

english is their first language: hte fuckign