pcklesthings:

gardenoffish:

pcklesthings:

gardenoffish:

Do I date tall people???? Just so they can always see me from my best angle?????? Or is that just a bonus for them?????

idk. how tall are you? cause that’ll tell you why you date tall people

I’m 5’2

you date tall people cause everyone is taller than you

hardstoplucas1:

When you think your parents are gone so you throw a party

tire00:

venom gay

tammycat:

The Lil Zipper

rileys-universe:

(approximately 0.8 seconds before Veggie Head rams into Peridot)

Me as a farmer

asterisk-boobnoise:

pepelover22:

*runs myself over with a tractor*

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND —- MY UNCLE IS A FARMER
AND ONE DAY HE WAS GOING OUT TO CHECK HIS CROPS
HE NOTICES A TRACTOR JUST GOING AROUND IN CIRCLES
Thinks, “That’s weird, I go check it out”
HIS FUCKING NEIGHBOR FELL OFF HIS TRACTOR AND GOT RAN OVER But he was on a slope So the tractor went around and around in circles
Running him over each time
and he was pressed into the ground like a fucking cartoon
How long had he been there? Maybe an hour.
He was alive, and fine. Just pressed into the dirt like Wile. E Coyote and was so stuck in there that he couldn’t move so he just kept getting run over until my uncle found him

vape-inculta:

arcade: im trying to do research on how to make new medical supplies, we’re bound to run out if we dont figure something out soon.

the courier: [shoves a broc flower and xander root into a syringe and injects it directly into their blood stream]

arcade:

chrisandfem:

atapi:

very important: say hi to any crows you walk past, respect your corvids