I just love sleep so much ……. like u just close ur eyes and ur gone bitch ………… brain logged the fuck off ……… powerful

dark iron giant

lizardcister:

you go
i stay

nerdgasrnz:

otherwindow:

Concept: Widowmaker, but she visited a chiropractor.

Get a load of this guy

You’re RUINING the LORE by ROBBING her of her CYBERNETICALLY ENHANCED TACTICAL ASS

xeniawarriorprincesa:

xeniawarriorprincesa:

The bathroom at work has a motion sensor light that turns off every 30 seconds so every time I try to take a fucking shit at work I gotta have a rave party with my arms while sitting my ass on the toilet or else I’ll just sit in pitch blackness

THIS IS LITTERALLY HOW I BE SHITTING AT WORK

kassasaurus-rex:

YEAH, GOOGLE?? YEAH?????

hurricane-artstuff:

so i went to see Venom and i just had to draw adorkable sadboy™ loser Eddie Brock

trashcanbees:

when u fall in the bounce house and everyone keeps jumping so you can’t get up

bundyspooks:

ridin-in-style:

ben-cook-can-cook:

ridin-in-style:

ben-cook-can-cook:

ridin-in-style:

It is pitch black outside and someone is mowing their lawn

power move

Update: the someone is my father

does he have a flashlight

“dad did you have a flashlight?”

“no”

“how did you see?”

“moon.”

blueberrytruth:

It’s the fall

You gotta get some gourds