mortal godhood

is-this-just-phantasy:

so today i accidentally gave a bus driver a yu gi oh card instead of my buspass again

again

puppyasks:

beanmilks:

Babby does a yell

@littlechubloves

YOU’VE TRIGGERED THE ALARM

literally anytime Toothless shields Hiccup with his tail i wanna shriek. bc shit man, hes got one tail fin left but NOPE his dumb fledgling of a human needs protection more than his ability to fly //gross sobs

loafed-beans:

empressimpala:

I have this headcanon where multiple time-traveling Daves would make up code names to differentiate themselves from one another. and the code names are always the names of celebrities who are also named Dave or David

sunsetender:

luvfrog:

luvfrog:

dare i say? slimes are the frogs of minecraft

……….. the results dont lie

consider:

spocks-brain:

A text I never expected to receive from my mother

hip new undertale au

peregrinethegryphon:

mefirstweiner:

everything is the same except sans and papyrus switched eyes

sushinfood:

youronlyhopeishere:

swarnpert:

swarnpert:

will you allow me to share some knowledge with you all even if it makes me sound like a dumb ass stoner

smoking weed out of bong requires all 4 of the elements

How does it require Earth

you know what a plant is right