inkbomber:

andhumanslovedstories:

carnival-phantasm:

king-of-heroes-official:

orcs aren’t really mosters tbh. they’re demihumans. it’s barely above wanting to fuck catgirls.

This is a hot take that could possibly lead to chaos in the already fragile monster fucking community

If I look at a mouth and instinctually know how to kiss it with my human mouth, it is not a monster, it is a variation on a person, probably with larger than average teeth. It isn’t a monster until I have to strategize

bold of you to assume i know how to kiss a human mouth

antonus-art:

I swear if Nomura doesn’t take the opportunity that is right in front of him….
Based on this scene x

urilumni:

The week: it’s sunday

Everyone on this goddamn site:

acrylicqueen:

“WOULd YOU LIKE T O?”

instoresnearyou:

wizardscience:

my aesthetic is the direct opposite of minimalism and its called clutterbitch

Why u gotta be like that

Buddy, I don’t even know who tf you are??
Why I gotta be like what, family? I’m nobody else but me.
The fuck kinda question…………

If this is about the cat thing, I’m not taking it back.
Keep your goddamn cats inside.

parks-and-rex:

monsieur-j:

Jeremy Scott S/S 2019 Runway Details

multitrackdrifting:

me after catering my online experience to my interests, my friends’ posts and only surrounding myself with people who don’t make me feel dreadful or flat out perplexed every time they show up on my dash

jerryterry:

vodka-zamolodchikova:

me: [accidentally closes a chrome window with 50+ tabs]

my laptop, gently weeping: oh my god………… oh ym hgod thank you so much……….. thank y

Me, realizing my mistake, reopening Chrome and preparing to mash ctrl+shift+T to bring them all back one by one:

My computer: