i put new yellow shoelaces on my boots to show people i am Cool. I walk to my work full of old lady cashiers. “I like your shoelaces.” one of them says to me. I see my life flash before my eyes as this ancient test is presented before me
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how does golbat close its mouth?????
Blink and you’ll miss it, because it covers it’s face with it’s wings, but Golbat closes it’s mouth in pokemon stadium.
It’s like the top right, except it has an underbite, not an overbite.
“mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm”
Discord down but I’m not going back to skype so
so i’ll wait for them to come
they won’t break my heart
cause i know they’ll be
from australiaalways appreciate junker requests
hell? empty. all the devils? here.
omg this wasn’t a “dick? out” joke this was a shakespeare quote don’t be crass
Hell: empty
Devils: here
Dick: outit’s what shakespeare would’ve wanted
“hairless cats are disgusting!”
“hairy women are disgusting!“
okay but why the fuck do you black out when all you pokemon faint?
cause im sad
your pokemon cant protect you anymore so the enemy trainer just fucking clocks you
mosquito on my screen he hasn’t moved in the past 5 minutes
8th dimensional superbeings doing this shit to me right now
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