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tsundere-kawaii-shark:

Me: fully aware that fucking monsters can have awful consequences like infections, broken bones and even death.

Also me:

galbowos:

alolanawkword:

livelaughlacroix:

ok-fandom:

I woke up out of a dead sleep to make this and then immediately passed back out

I raise u

Trainer Alex wants to battle!

I add

ttaakitz:

snarthurt:

snarthurt:

everything about whats been happening to elon musk has been getting increasingly and exponentially funnier and i only wonder what the crescendo will be

at this point im waiting for that shitty car he shot into space to get caught in earths gravity well and squish him like a looney tunes character because that seems to be where this is heading

duskdragonxiii:

Me whenever im sick: save me osmosis jones you sexy little microscopic blue bitch

charcarts:

I hope they get their slow dance together at the end of everything..
Im super emotional over Adventure Time ending tonight! It’s been such a wonderful 8 years filled with many adventures and friends! Bubbline was actually? One of my first, if not actual first f/f ship so it, and the series, will always have a special place inside my heart :^)

goremet:

danyanimated:

So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward

what the fuck

#a whole new level of procrastination where your paper itself is procrastinating

tsundereglados:

wonderlace19:

sympathetic-deceit-trash:

We must combine our forces

I like this meme because it applies to literally everyone on Earth

http://dragonsexcalendar.tumblr.com/post/177847078500/audio_player_iframe/dragonsexcalendar/tumblr_o6go0suhpJ1us9chq?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fa.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_o6go0suhpJ1us9chqo1.mp3

tentativethalamus:

You thought Oppa Toby Style sounded good slowed?

Child u r about to get ur pants blown off

x-space-cowboy:

eye-of-orion:

Man can you imagine if the Next Big Trend in marketing was humanely treated employees

“Our free range retail workers are allowed to go to the bathroom whenever they need to!”

“We understand humans weren’t designed to stand for eight hours a day.

We go beyond the industry standard anti-stress mats and provide every checkout clerk with a chair. ”

“We provide air conditioning in every warehouse facility to prevent heatstroke – better climate control for workers means better products for you!”

(And how fucked up is it that this isn’t already a thing?)

our cashiers are grass-fed