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liveinphoenix:

i dont understand ppl who dont listen to music

how do u survive

are u ok

bulbysaur:

has this been done before or

aaesthetic-angel:

Night Sky

“The night is the hardest time to be alive and 4 am knows all my secrets.” – Poppy Z. brite

marquisdesad:

I have thought about this tweet every single day since it was posted

malenchka:

hmmmm….

stealthboy:

stealthboy:

ya know whats still my fave homestuck thing

this cute dumb little “??????” thing that john does when hes confused

marcitlali:

ukrindian:

Don’t you worry bout what’s in my vape………….

embalming fluid

cytricacid:

i always loved when you’d leave spyro idle for too long, he’d glare at the screen, like “why aren’t you moving me?”

i’ve been playing Spyro 1 a lot recently. I think it’s my favorite of the trilogy.

lordturkeyfist:

kryptonians:

lesbianbritneyspears:

perrisbueller:

lesbianbritneyspears:

when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body

Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself

michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN

Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks

michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: fuck this

sd–doomsday:

alright I’ve got a One Free Kinkshame pass that expires this week so I’m gonna go ahead and use it in response to some fairly surreal undertale porn i just saw: who the FUCK is whippin their dripper to skeletons with butt plugs crammed into their tail bones. i mean i know this is The Internet and all but i am at a loss. they’re bones, my dudes. you wanna stick your dick in some bones? you gonna stick your dick in some gotdamn bones? bones can’t feel, pal buddy. I’m sorry. they Can’t. butt plugs don’t work on bones. thats like plugging your HDMI cable into your electric toothbrush. its feasible but nothing is gonna happen, i promise. all i can imagine is what that would sound like. you shove some vibrating bullshit up into some bones and its just gonna be CLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAK. gonna sound like all your grandma’s hanging lawn ornaments in a hurricane. you wanna fuck your grandma’s lawn ornaments? you wanna shove a butt plug in your grandma’s butterfly windsock and play your fiddle to it you piece of shit? Unbelievable