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xlatias Uncategorized Leave a comment August 22, 2018December 5, 2018 1 Minute

cattgirl:

Kesha: There’s a place downtown where the freaks all come around 😜 It’s a hole in the wall it’s a dirty free-for-all 😏

12 year old me:

xlatias Uncategorized Leave a comment August 22, 2018 1 Minute

ekiv2aria-blog-blog:

cycle animation_ FLY WITH YOU.

xlatias Uncategorized Leave a comment August 21, 2018December 5, 2018 1 Minute

vivicarstairs:

thereschemicalskeepingustogether:

mllesouthernbelle:

thereschemicalskeepingustogether:

thereschemicalskeepingustogether:

what do you call a pansexual man named nick who works at a cd store?

pan nick at the disc co.

Get the fuck out

fine, you want me to close the goddamn door too?

oh my god I finally found the post

xlatias Uncategorized Leave a comment August 21, 2018 1 Minute

toherrys:

“Think I’ll pass. My heart just wouldn’t be in it, you know.” // “Might be time to sleep…”

xlatias Uncategorized Leave a comment August 21, 2018December 5, 2018 1 Minute

catbountry:

pyrlspite:

reworked sexyman chart

I hate this.

xlatias Uncategorized Leave a comment August 21, 2018December 5, 2018 1 Minute

warpedlamp:

warpedlamp:

Me before having sex with my beautiful girlfriend

Me: *removes my clown nose*

Me: *removes my clown wig*

Me: *removes my silk handkerchief*

Me: *removes my silk handkerchief *

Me: *removes my silk ha-

xlatias Uncategorized Leave a comment August 21, 2018 1 Minute

https://tungledothell.music.blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/tumblr_pdry8nekaj1ry40ouo1.mp3
http://dragonsexcalendar.tumblr.com/post/177250521845/audio_player_iframe/dragonsexcalendar/tumblr_pdry8nEKaJ1ry40ou?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fdragonsexcalendar%2F177250521845%2Ftumblr_pdry8nEKaJ1ry40ou

xlatias Uncategorized Leave a comment August 21, 2018December 5, 2018 1 Minute

xlatias Uncategorized Leave a comment August 21, 2018December 5, 2018 1 Minute

reblog if you’re def the kind of person who

fhefys:

  1. says “cool beans”
  2. does finger guns
  3. says “coolio”
  4. “my guy”
  5. “my dude”
  6. ironically said “get rekt scrub” and now can’t stop
  7. “ayyeee” 
  8. makes a lot of weird faces
xlatias Uncategorized Leave a comment August 21, 2018 1 Minute

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