there’s a lot of heinous tropes out there but can we agree that “1000 year old woman looks like an eternal 10-year-old” is probably one of the fucking worst
you’re right! i’m a fool!
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found a place to put deku…
What’s going on with the window op
thats called outside and the green and yellow stuff are plants
space documentary: In about 5 billion years, our sun will enter its red giant phase, destroying Mercury, Venus, and possibly Earth as well.
me, knowing full well that there’s no way I will be alive by then:
Being a crow sounds like such a fun existence it’s like
1. Wake up
2. Eat some garbage
3. Find a rabbit to fuck with because you just hate rabbits so much
4. Get to the top of a very tall tree and scream for at least two hours so that people know you’re a crow
5. Join your 3 crow friends in someone’s backyard and just fucking hop around like a goof ball
6. Yell some more
7. Okay that was good enough go to sleep!
8. Repeat
psa craig boone is a young adult
craig boone is 26 and if i have to read another fanfiction where he calls courier six ‘the kid’ or refers to himself as ‘a man twice the courier’s age’ im going to lose my mind
au where courier six is 13 years old
and you wouldn’t?
I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.
“I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?”
This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.
You, an edgy mall goth: Personal Jesus by Marilyn Manson
Me: an even edgier mall goth: Personal Jesus by Mindless Self Indulgence
Me, a cowgoth: Personal Jesus by Johnny Cash
Me, a gay cowgoth: Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode
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