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coolfatcat:

lyoko-4-ever:

I decided to see how much of the Code Lyoko theme song I could fit on Yumi’s forehead using size 12 Arial font…for science

Conclusion:All of it, with room to spare

this is my fucking favorite post on tumblr

pipistrellus:

pipistrellus:

“Homeowners with citrus trees in their yards can apply online to have parasitic wasps mailed to them that can then be released onto citrus trees”

Thanks, Florida Department of Agriculture

I wonder if you have to PROVE that you own citrus trees so they can weed out the freeloaders who just want to cheat the government out of wasps

trulyvincent:

Camouflaged Orange Oakleaf Butterfly

enourmo:

maxiesatanofficial:

I’m ending the debate once and for all

Fahrenheit is better than Celsius because you can truthfully see that it’s 69° outside and go “nice” rather than immediately collapsing from heat exhaustion

also you can cook and reasonably often set your oven to 420°

xanedu:

Overwatch characters as Whose Line Is It Anyway prompts.

bisexualmollymauk:

half of fic research is rereading the fandom wiki four times for obscure character info and the other half is googling shit like “when did we start using drywall in home construction”

captainamerica-ontheenterprise:

blondkostya:

my sisters boyfriend out of nowhere messaged me this wow

Tag yourself I’m #Anxiety! At the roller skating rink

raindancejodi:

post–grad:

i’m back at my ancestral home (lowe’s) and I just watched a very burly man in a lot of flannel carry a potted orchid SO TENDERLY across the parking lot

A sentence that starts with “i’m back at my ancestral home (lowe’s)” has to work really hard to make the end of that sentence equally as amazing and by god you’ve done it

snarthurt:

pureslime:

I didn’t go to college long enough to know what a “microbrew” is

alexander:

“What you yellin for?”

(Source: https://alexander.tumblr.com/)