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sodomymcscurvylegs:

I had the WORST fucking nightmare last night that I took a Lyft up a mountain pass in a super dangerous road and my driver was like this super fly 80 year old lady who didn’t give a single fuck and drove recklessly, and I was SCREAMING the entire time that we were gonna die, and at one point she drove off the road straight off a cliff and I thought “THIS IS IT, THIS IS HOW I GO” but she pressed a button and her car fucking TURNED INTO AN AIRPLANE and she was like: “BET YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA DIE! NOT TODAY BITCH, NOT TODAY!”

I woke up EXHAUSTED.

OH MY GOD ???

mean-bean-machines:

baku:

99.9% of the people on this website are wurmple

mainbstaysgold:

frqnkie:

my cat joined my dad and my dog on their morning walk

those meows: “wait for me, wait for me!”

lesly-oh:

“Hey”

That’s truly the only thing missing on the Reunited episode

😭

phobetor:

softbutchtaako:

mabunnie:

thyrell:

thyrell:

no cops at pride only lizard in security vest

Good to see the situation well monitored.

yeah, i can see this working on a larger scale

Make sure to have your pass to show the hall monitor.

wizardick:

someone in 2010: *hears a hauntingly sad, beautiful song* this makes me think of a creepy sweaty man with a muscle horse fetish

mountaindrewdle:

grawly:

oh fuck its new sans

undertale 2 confirmed??????

nihilismpastry:

mystic-hyunryu:

justsnowy:

bemusedlybespectacled:

catlips001:

m0uthslikesidewindermissiles:

catlips001:

kosmonin:

do kids these days know about glomping?

What is that?

hehe…. *glomps you* OwO

:3

What the fuck?

The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost; for none now live who remember it.

Seriously what is glomping

what????

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It is the end of this age, and it is time for the next to be herald in. Lay down your weapons, shut your eyes, and rest your bones. You fought well, brave ones, and are needed no longer.