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@shayromi , I changed my avatar to brighten up your day. :p

Sorry I couldn’t answer all the asks. Some, I telepathically replied with thumbs up and TYs. And some I just keep in inbox so I could remember their names 😀 (I’m not using tumblr properly I know. ^^;)

commanderbutt:

playing skyrim for the first time: omg i have no sense of direction and i’ll never make it from riverwood to whiterun, better check my map every 5 seconds!!!

starting a new game years later: *jumps in the river and catches 73 salmon while floating downstream to whiterun*

8umbly:

drusies:

shock:

i can’t play second life anymore because we were in a furry sex club one time and someone showed up with this tiny litle rat avatar it was only like two inches off the ground and they didn’t say a single word once. it looked like this

@canneddrops y,,,, you?

andhumanslovedstories:

champagnemoon:

why everybody be tryna act like they didn’t have a twilight phase

You either had a twilight phase or you had an anti-twilight phase and in either case you invested emotion in twilight, your twilight phase

fenori:

THE CUTEST FLOWER GREMLIN

stephendann:

churchyardgrim:

slightlyfrumiousbandersnatch:

just-shower-thoughts:

The fact that we can accidentally bite the insides of our cheeks has to be the biggest design flaw of the human body.

NO SORRY IT’S THE FACT THAT OUR TRACHEA AND ESOPHAGUS CROSS AND BRIEFLY OCCUPY THE SAME HOLE
DOLPHINS DON’T HAVE THIS PROBLEM.

WE ONLY GET ONE SET OF ADULT TEETH THAT ARE DESIGNED TO LAST MAYBE HALF OUR EXPECTED LIFESPAN

OUR LOWER BACKS ARE STRUCTURALLY FUCKED FROM MAKING A SHITTY TRANSITION TO BEING BIPEDS

INTELLIGENT DESIGN MY ASS, BUT AT THE VERY LEAST WE’RE NOT HORSES

“In conclusion, the humans were extremely angry until they saw the horse, and then thought ‘Well, that bastard’s got it rough, this ain’t so bad’“

glumshoe:

I hate when bird parents get mad at me for rescuing their children.

Don’t want me touching your kid? Fine, YOU crawl down there and use YOUR super-dexterous hands with opposable thumbs to gently lift your son out of this window-well. Oh, you can’t do that? Then shut up and stop swooping me, you ungrateful leftover dinosaurs.