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calonarang:

so many colors I had never even known ~

My piece for @oceangemzine2017 !
I’m so honored to be alongside so many spectacular artists!

tygermama:

scarletjedi:

shelb-o-baggins:

toomanylokifeels:

I’m so tired. I just wanna curl up in Thor’s big muscular arms and use his bara titties as firm pillows for my aching back and neck. He could summon some rain for ambiance as I slept, too. Gosh Thor would be so good for nap time. I don’t even care about how staticy my hair would get, and if he had to adventure??? Just put me in one of those toddler slings strapped to his chest, I’ll drool all over it. He’d let me do that too. He’s just so good. 10/10 quality naps.

which one of the guardians of the galaxy wrote this

Drax

they all want this, Drax is just the only one brave enough to write it down

coolxatu:

bai-marionette:

coolxatu:

*leaves

where are you going

straightboyfriend:

my cashier: anything else for you sir?

me: uh, i. um

sara bareilles in my head: i wanna see you be brave

me: can i have some ketchup pls .

unrelatedtouserboxes:

unrelatedtouserboxes:

that part of the first pokemon movie when mew is in a bubble underwater. we will never understand that level of peace

asyipyip:

tertiusiii:

pyrlspite:

toastyhat (homestuck) making a lyricstuck (homestuck) for let’s see how far we’ve come (homestuck) for the adventure zone……. we truly do live in a post-homestuck world. yet we know in the deepest reaches of our beings that taz is still homestuck media

roll 4d13

All around me are familiar faces

fartgallery:

scientist: hey dad, I discovered a new spider today! and I named it after you

dad: thanks son! I really needed this today, the boys at work were making fun of my long legs again. what did you call it? 🙂

scientist: uh…

elgatoiberico:

does blue diamond know about tissues?? handkerchiefs???