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I haven’t done a fan gem in forever! So here’s a little rose quartz with a lot of feelings and a less then positive view of rose quartz 😅 her name is 2BB but the other rose quartz started calling her Bud! 😊 (get it? rose bud?? 😆)

flyingbird27:

oparnoshoshoi:

friendshipismax:

memesymamas:

JESUS

The shock on that cats face

“Must. Not. Move. They. Can’t. Sense. Movement.”

kingjder:

bringingsaxyback:

My favorite part of FMA brotherhood is that before and after the commercial breaks they say “FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST” except since netflix doesn’t have commercial breaks it’s just “fullmetal alchemist FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST”

starchildconnie:

steven universe is the only show that’d present you this and expect you to either take it seriously or proceed to lose your goddamn shit over it for the next 10 hours

clorinspats:

pampoovey:

sexhaver:

stunningpicture:

I’m not too fond of snakes, but I can’t seem to take the Blunthead Tree Snake seriously.

dont smoke weed kids

its like a noodle with a weird meatball

the more i look at this snake the more i laugh

lanqu-e:

danchatvbb:

I am still amazed that this is just something we do like it’s genetically coded

i dONT WANT TO BE RUDE AND MAKE THE DRIVERS WAIT

doubletranquility:

doubletranquility:

kids these days will never know about sacred rubber saplings

voice-dad:

trashcanbees:

On the subject of anime, there’s always one that is just transcendentally popular among even people who don’t watch anime and rn that is definitely BNHA and, with envy in my heart, I gotta say that all those middle schoolers growing up with Deku instead of Sasuke are really out there living their best life

silver-boots:

steadfast:

vampireapologist:

You all, fools: *getting tattoos based on the ancient tattoos they find on bog mummies and the other ancient dead that for all you know will bind you to a forgotten god that now by all rights has a claim on your life for better or for worse*

Me, and intellectual: *doesnt fucking do that*

A forgotten god cannot run my life any worse than I am currently running it myself.

Bog mummy take the wheel

soufflestevens:

Teachers be like “I’m more than happy to accommodate students with mental illnesses or disabilities. I just don’t excuse any absences, offer extra credit, or accept late homework. Also my only office hours are off campus on the last full moon of every other month”