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shiredded:

when you’re trying to go for a theme but there’s 5 of you

You Tried

chemm-addict:

(x)

sounddesignerjeans:

lusec:

sounddesignerjeans:

It’s 2:30 AM and I’m in the men’s bathroom and someone was in another stall and I starting blaring the Thomas The Tank Engine theme and I literally heard them stop peeing out of fear

how do you know it was fear and not arousal?

I like to think we live in a nice world and not the one you just created

mim029:

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insideachrysaliswrithing:

lochnessie:

Can we as millennials and gen-z’s collectively agree that NObody Cares about elbows on the table like Why was that Ever A Problem for Anyone?? We can chill right?

2 .but chewing with your mouth open is still gross and bad. keep that locked up

buggachat:

ladybug: adrien agreste… i am bestowing upon you the miraculous of the bee. this will grant you the power of–

adrien, internally: oh god. oh fuck. shit. i already have a miraculous. oh god. oh no. i have to give it to someone else

– later –

marinette: *enters her balcony* chat noir what are you doing he—

chat noir: marinette dupain-cheng… i am bestowing upon you the miraculous of the bee. this will grant you the power of–

marinette: WHAT THE FUCK

tchalisew:

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

fifty-shadesofgay:

lo-kaia:

hallucin8:

Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice

Thanks I hate it

partner: *cums*

me: great! will you be needing anything else today?

Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice

You’re a nasty little bitch aren’t you? Trying to return these shoes after 30 days.

multivers3:

nonbinary-black-king:

sp0tlessmxnd:

I have no words for this.. Phenomenal

Tag your porn

From the soundtrack of Interstellar by Hans Zimmer

maskedgolem:

“Pink! There you are!”

damaramegido:

i-am-a-fish:

everytime I stay at a hotel I take a bite out of the soap bar to confuse the cleaning staff

hey op real quick what the Actual fuck