Honestly the mere fact that some people refer to Daddy Long Legs as “harvestmen” is creepier than 90% of all deliberately created horror but like the worst part is that the alternative is calling them Daddy Long Legs
True harvestmen, and not cellar spiders which are the other Daddy Long Legs, are truly omnivorous- known to eat everything from spiders, to fecal matter, to leaves and fungus… But one of the singularly most interesting habits of a particular European species is their almost symbiotic relationship with beehives– particularly man-made beehives. When a bee dies inside the hives, workers will remove the the corpse to just outside the hive just before dark. And the harvestmen? Well, they live up to their name.
So what you’re saying is that they are the grim reaper for bees.
Bones healing stronger after they break is like when your mom does a double knot when trying your shoes. Your body is like “there. Because you’re a clumsy fuck.”
conclusion: break all ur bones so ur twice as strong
when ur reading fanfic and one character was cooking and the other comes up to them and they start making out and everyones like starting to take their shirts off and the author STILL hasnt mentioned anyone turning off the stove
In honor of invader zim coming back Id like to remind everyone that at the first invadercon the staff played Justin Beiber’s Baby to get everyone out of the main conference room because it was like 12 AM and fans were still partying to invaderzim amvs
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