i was just in the checkout at wal mart and the lady said “how are you doing tonight” and without thinking i responded “well im at walmart at 1:30 in the morning buying two very small cheesecakes so i could probably be doing better” and i dont know if that was funnyman tumblr jokester chase or genuinely calling for help chase
I just had the best encounter with a child at Kmart. I was in the aisle shopping, and this girl and her dad come around the corner. The girl sees me and excitedly exclaims “There’s a human here!!” to which the father replied “Yes, there’s humans everywhere.”
i’m going to post a cropped piece of an image that i know will invoke strong, probably negative emotions in you without even having to see the whole image, ready?
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