godsgifttotheyaois: if you ever feel down on your life just remember at least you are not this person
gxnondorff: Father: You must’ve mistaken me for somebody else.. Edward: You just.. Look like my father.. Hohenheim Father: Father: HE GOT LAID?? HE A C T U A L L Y HOOKED UP??
glumshoe: I have found the perfect fabric with which to create a cover for my weighted blanket. It can never go out of fashion.
taahko: taahko: one of my coworkers starts nearly every day by saying “good morning kings lets get this bread” and im…obsessed with it as a phrase its “good morning kings lets get this bread” said while standing in a He Had To Do It To Em pose, for the visual learners in the crowd
firefighterzarya: Life is so crazy. Once there was a single-celled organism and bc of the process of evolution I’m now here watching soap carving videos at 2 am. Nothing means anything
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