cherrypiereadytodie:

cherrypiereadytodie:

des

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Listen i know tumblr has a very pro-robot attitude but nothing on this earth is scarier than a printer churning out something when it absolutely Should Not Be

aqentbarton:

jess-b-xo:

harleenq4life:

Looking up IMDB trivia on Guardians of the Galaxy volume 2…. I can’t even begin to imagine what Tony fucking Stark would do with this information 😂😂😂😂

this is how thanos knew who tony was. he encountered his space army ajshkjga

okay but where can i sign up to join them

commander-yammark:

jumpingjacktrash:

inkskinned:

me: hmm it is a nice day. as i am filled with hubris, i will go outside and sit 🙂

every bug in the universe at once: crawl?????? for to crawl???????

me who likes bugs a lot: darlings it’s ok to crawl but be careful of get squish

bugs who are very smart: between page of book, i will Homestead

me: i turn page now

bugs: o my folly!

oldtimeydildomachine:

showerthoughtsofficial:

Your future self is talking shit about you

I’m talking shit about me too she ain’t special

two worms at dinner

earthdad:

worm 1: my oh my this tastes like dirt

worm 2: it is (:

worm 1: (:

choi-nyong:

Don’t give him any more luggage 😭😭😭😭😭😭

usbdongle:

me: *receives nonsense information from a dream*

me: this is hidden knowledge only i am privy to