where are they now: people who wanted to fuck king candy back when wreck it ralph came out
They never left, they’re just horny for the Crab from Moana now
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the crab?????
they joined a cult after “god spoke through them” and burned everything relating to “black magic” including all their my little pony dolls and pairs of pants then broke up with you saying you were going to hell for the spirit of homosexuality and destroyed their computer and now that the hurricanes have destroyed their island you literally have no way of finding out if the idiot is dead or not
the love ball in g/s/c was supposed to make opposite-sex pokémon way easier to catch (catching them should have been eight times easier than with normal pokéballs), but they accidentally broke it and make it work so that it was effective only on same-sex pokémon.
3) sora ⇢ “ I know the Keyblade didn’t choose me, and I don’t care. I’m proud to be a small part of something bigger – The people it did choose. My friends… they are my power!
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