I got accused of honest to god sexual harassment over this post and when I told them it was all made up while I was bored at olive garden they accused me of gaslighting them and blocked me
Why can’t I get fun attention for once like some olive garden pastasmith seeing this and going haha very funny here’s a gift card for breadsticks and a cup of our finest OG water
so like why did spiderman get to have the opportunity to not feel so good but everyone else just died instantly
Spider sense. He felt it coming
how the fuck does spidey sense even work though
He actually has a lot of spiders as his muscles and bones, and they started disintegrating inside him first, and thus the collective Spiders man felt bad
gonna b honest this makes the most sense out of all the other explanations ive been given so i accept this one
in case you guys wanna know what modern high school dances are like, at mine despacito came on and everyone t-posed around this one kid as he fortnite danced like his life depended on it
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