jankybones:

Halloween time brings out my inner vampire lover lmao

uhh Vamp!Lars AU because I can tbh

He doesn’t even LIKE to drink blood, he just finds it really fun to scare townsfolk

But Sadie almost beat the shit outta him for it and they became weird friends after that

izzyatwarp9:

sometimes i wonder why our generation’s sense of humour is Like This and then i remember that one episode of spongebob where patrick is stressed about his parents visiting and the punchline is that his real parents show up at the end and the random couple that had visited him are like ‘oh right we don’t have a son lmao’ and walk off without another fucking word