Another favorite thing ab out TF2′s Scout’s voice actor is that he’s actually scout
like, the guy who voiced demoman? not even an alcoholic. not even scottish. not even black. not even half blind
the guy who voiced medic? that’s a fake german accent and i bet the man doesn’t know how to put a band aid on someone. does a better impression at making me believe he knows how to make hamburgers based on millers tapes in mgs5
Today a little boy was engaging in “pulling pigtails” behavior, pestering a particular girl. I told her, and the class, that sometimes when little boys like someone they’ll act like jerks just to get their attention. The rest of the class hooted, the boy protested, and the girl grimaced and said she knew, her mother and older brother and old teacher told her.
I continued on to say that just because a boy likes you doesn’t give him an excuse to be a jerk, and you shouldn’t give them a chance to get your attention until they learn how to behave and her face was priceless. Basically, picture a tiny elementary school girl with red bows in her hair embodying the spirit of this gif:
And here we see two creatures that, under normal circumstances would never have met due to their fundamentally different natural habitats. These unfamiliar beasts will now fight each other in an attempt to establish dominance.
This is written like a fun blurb that they’d have on the back of some off-brand fruit snacks sponsored by the local zoo, and that’s exactly the kind of gentle and educational tone with which I must be addressed at all times in order to feel safe. Thank you.
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