http://dragonsexcalendar.tumblr.com/post/177458894540/audio_player_iframe/dragonsexcalendar/tumblr_pdxm2q5gIZ1stgzqb?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fdragonsexcalendar%2F177458894540%2Ftumblr_pdxm2q5gIZ1stgzqb

annebapzap:

some-bitch-totally-just:

eevees-garbage:

op im going to remove your left tibia

op im going to give you my spare tibia

op i will die for you


http://dragonsexcalendar.tumblr.com/post/177098112272/audio_player_iframe/dragonsexcalendar/tumblr_p2vwgegilk1ro7vxh?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fdragonsexcalendar%2F177098112272%2Ftumblr_p2vwgegilk1ro7vxh

cornerof5thandvermouth:

maverick-ornithography:

itsbenedict:

@maverick-ornithography i felt like i needed to try my hand at the most convincing sales pitch i’ve ever heard

Maybe I’m alone in feeling this way but for me the real sign you’ve made it as a Writer On Tumblr is when somebody loves one of your posts enough to perform and record it. Thank you for this, it has really brightened my day 🙂

(image source [X] , since it got lost in translation so to speak)

This runs through my mind so often I’m fairly certain I’m going to come out from anaesthesia muttering this


http://dragonsexcalendar.tumblr.com/post/176994022410/audio_player_iframe/dragonsexcalendar/tumblr_ofmtftlAtz1rkmme8?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fa.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_ofmtftlAtz1rkmme8o1.mp3

papatulus:

papatulus:

Turns out most videos of this song on youtube are blocked in America, which is absolutely horrible. 

Anyway, here’s Wndrwll.

I hold that this song is the best song across this album and its pre/sequel because everyone has an absolutely visceral response to it from the moment the joke kicks in. Everyone I’ve shown it to has been taken on a musical journey I think they’d really wish they hadnt


http://dragonsexcalendar.tumblr.com/post/176978443220/audio_player_iframe/dragonsexcalendar/tumblr_p9ew5s2BGD1t1rwn2?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fdragonsexcalendar%2F176978443220%2Ftumblr_p9ew5s2BGD1t1rwn2

drunk-bigfoot:

grimm-jimm:

standard-dingo:

I accidentally slowed down the Window’s XP startup sound while messing around with it in Audacity and it sounds…strangely beautiful

W I N D O W S …   X P …

The music that plays after you beat windows xp


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scarededamus:

beerbop:

k fuck I tried to play this but because this is Tumblr and everything is fucking broken the audio never played so I just kept scrolling and eventually forgot that I’d even tried to listen to this and then like 20 minutes later this sound clip played at full volume through my Bluetooth speaker while I was trying to fall asleep and it fucking sent me into cardiac arrest

Jesus Christ I’m so sorry.