bad – TDLBallistic's Shitpost Emporium

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turing-tested:

vriskerly-actions:

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

this close to putting hot sauce on my toes

i. forgot to give context for this

what context could you possibly give that would make this any better

my cats biscuit and gravy are aggressive toe biters and they will stop at nothing to attain the experience of feet in their mouth

lesre:

seriousjones:

a centaur, but the human part is replaced with the front half of lightning mcqueen

chocolatefitspo:

hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins

u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

this whole post got me in tears

aztechnology:

aztechnology:

there’s a lot of heinous tropes out there but can we agree that “1000 year old woman looks like an eternal 10-year-old” is probably one of the fucking worst

you’re right! i’m a fool!

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papatulus:

papatulus:

Turns out most videos of this song on youtube are blocked in America, which is absolutely horrible.

Anyway, here’s Wndrwll.

I hold that this song is the best song across this album and its pre/sequel because everyone has an absolutely visceral response to it from the moment the joke kicks in. Everyone I’ve shown it to has been taken on a musical journey I think they’d really wish they hadnt

sirmat:

filthy-rat:

filthy-rat:

you ever notice how uh… pete has a zipper on his crotch

i have been informed that most pants have zippers on the crotch so shitpost canceled

Post un-cancelled, because it goes all the way around baby.

karnalover:

supermanicecreamcone:

chantosakura:

spookyoboro:

ra ra rasputin russia’s smollest uwu bean

this post snuck up behind me and stole my spinal cord like sub-zero

by all accounts, his bean was not smol.

why would you take an already objectively horrible post and do this