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Since bat wings are just skin stretched between elongated finger bones, bats fly through the power of jazz hands.

meow-the-snetelgeusian:

8bitfuture:

New security vehicle gives more reasons to laugh at mall cops.

This is the Viseo electric vehicle, by French manufacturer Iris. The $50,000 vehicle allows the user to ascend 11 feet, even while moving at 15 mph.

The vehicle is being aimed at shopping centers, airport, and theme parks.

P A U L B L A R T : M E C H A P I L O T

#neon genesis blartgelion

sushinfood:

snoells-experiences:

I haven’t listened to the audio, because it’s too perfect seeing characters emotionally move their mouth with tears while being completely silent.

You…. you REALLY need to listen to the audio though.

thechronicleofshe:

w6lf:

i had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something i just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado

why is this so fucking funny

transgirlnausicaa:

jasper-rolls:

chongoblog:

gaybowser:

cursedstim:

mineta-shineee:

ufco:

get fucking satisfied

@cursedstim here’s the thumbtack video

HHHHHH

This video caused my soul to exit my body only to die anyway

do they just procedurally generate stim video concepts now

this is the most viscerally terrifying video under 5 minutes long that ive ever seen

(Source: https://transgirlnausicaa.tumblr.com/)

yumetaros:

boymilk:

gooeyshark:

do you know how many bones the human body has? its 206. we start with 369 when we’re babies but they fuse. wouldn’t you want to go back? have as many bones as a baby? what if i could help you

hi yeah what the actual, literal, GENUINE fuck does this mean

consultinghunterof221b:

was-that-a-pun:

thebootydiaries:

methlaboratories:

seasons greetings

god damn it

I want this as a postcard so I can send it to all my friends and get all caps texts when they arrive

I just showed this to my mom and she walked away

pochowek:

imangelic:

not to start drama but *bites into tomato like an apple*