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eldermaxson:

the dragonborn is flawless in every way tbh

cygames:

imouta:

todd howard used to go to my school so today I went to the library and found his yearbook pic

this kid could have ran for presidency if he wanted to but he dedicated his life to making skyrim

ramlethalsvalentine:

something in a video game: *clips through the floor, leaves the plane of existence in some ridiculous fashion*

me, gently: it belongs to Todd now

yells-at-cats:

yells-at-cats:

how to fast travel: down nyquil and sleep on the public bus

tried to do this and saw a man sitting in the back dead ass eating an entire whole cucumber and remembered i cant fast travel with enemies nearby

30-minute-memes:

Staying Productive

friendlyrejectedarts:

they’re like this every night

pyrlspite:

me: ha ha skyrim joke

mr skyrim: huh. huah. huh. huh. huah. huh. huuuuuuuuuh. huuuuuuuuh. huuuuuuuuuuuuh. huuuuaaaaaah. dovahkiin dovahkiin naal ok zin los vahrin

me:

creating-tabs:

What? The great clockwork dick is stumped?

goremet:

danyanimated:

So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward

what the fuck

#a whole new level of procrastination where your paper itself is procrastinating

aldmerii:

All I want is a life where I have something I can call my own.

[requested by @denerims]