cvberdemon:

berserkpack:

berserkpack:

toxicrationality:

papatulus:

berserkpack:

like a fella once said, “ain’t that a dick in the hand?”

Read that to the tune of “ain’t that a kick in the head” by Sinatra.

ok I’ll try that

whoa it sounds just like that part from the song

like it’s scary how similar it is, did someone plan it to match the meter and rhyme?

ancestormoth:

ancestormoth:

just learned you can cause salmon to spontaneously ovulate by using fus ro dah on them

lalonde-lesbian replied to your post “just learned you can cause salmon to spontaneously ovulate by using…”

WHAT

ok so this is some broken shit and i want to explain it. so hearthfire added salmon roe as an alchemy ingredient, with a really absurd waterbreathing effect. but you cant just kill any salmon in order to obtain the roe, you have to catch a salmon as its jumping up a waterfall, bc salmon jump up waterfalls to spawn, yeah? well apparantly using unrelenting force on a salmon,makes it “jump,” which classified it as a Jumping Salmon, aka a gravid salmon, so you can  cause salmon to become filled with eggs by shouting at them

vkm11:

the-dubstep-strawberry:

falloutuniverse:

jinglyjangly:

I dont want bethesda to ever get rid of how fo4 does cutscenes because there is just something special about talking to someone and having a vertibird kill you both in the middle of it

I snorted

I don’t think there’s a better example of the above than this:

https://safe.txmblr.com/svc/embed/inline/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dn3SIT5xlLxI#embed-5b184edc72038940386646

Uh excuse me, how can we forget this classic and masterpiece

https://safe.txmblr.com/svc/embed/inline/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D4ti2ZpYpp98%26feature%3Dyoutu.be#embed-5b184edc721ff426382101