Tag: christmas

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kazoo-goddess:

dukeofriven:

chrishallbeck:

kazoo-goddess:

Today I sang a timeless holiday classic.

I love this audio version of my tweet!

I misread this as ‘full of clowns’ which, frankly…

Friend, if you were looking for ‘full of clowns’, I have some GREAT news for you because I also made this audio post: http://kazoo-goddess.tumblr.com/post/165071432557/i-was-requested-and-i-hope-i-dont-disappoint

iguanamouth:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

tolkientrash:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

werewolfjokewar:

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”

“Yes good”

“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”

“Wait no”

“EAT THEM”

“sasha no”

@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching

She is making a list

It is not easy with her paws but she is making it

shes almost here

xteacupx:

slumberblues:

xteacupx:

xteacupx:

I got so sick of the cheesy Christmas playlist at work so I snuck in a version of All I Want For Christmas Is You where half way through the vocals change to Welcome To The Black Parade

Watching the customers slow down and squint in confusion is giving me life.

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This is the song

Tea what the fuck I’m howling oh my god

I love you guys omf