Tag: cowards

kentucky-fried-bucky:

ironlocked:

venom.

  • 31% on Rotten Tomatoes
  • 35% on Metacritic
  • 2/5 on Empire
  • 1/5 stars on the Rolling Stone
  • “a massively overqualified cast”
  • “What went wrong? Everything, actually.”
  • “No one has to fake a bad review of this”
  • “The ending suggests that there’s a…sequel…Audiences have suffered enough.”

Also:

  • 95% of Google users liked it
  • 89% of Rotten Tomato audiences liked it
  • The average audience rating was 4.4/5 (18,619 reviews)
  • My mother, who doesn’t usually like superhero movies, says that this movie deserves at least 80% and that’s really something

Critics: Who could possibly enjoy this disaster of a movie?

Op:

swordquestwaterworld:

mageknight14:

cakeu:

hedonisticallystoic:

cakeu:

anyone else upset that they’re trying to give robots ugly, uncanny valley human faces instead of daft punk heads or tv heads

No one wants to bring home and fuck their own fooly cooly robot

Bud, you have no idea about how utterly wrong you are.

every human ive ever encountered in my entire life actively wants to fuck the flcl robot