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If Toby Fox had never made that one fateful videogame we would all be living life sans undertale

tinytheursaring:

welcome to the club asshole

pureslime:

I didn’t go to college long enough to know what a “microbrew” is

pancakeke:

mielatte:

y’all wanna pretend sparkling water is a product of the devil when raw tomatoes are out there.

have some sparkling tomato juice

this shrine is an affront to every god I can think of

thebeatlebird:

closetedsuggestions:

meaningfulsuggestion:

lovingyou-suggestions:

your hands, i want to hold them.

Your lips, I want to kiss them.

Your dreams, I want to hear them.

hamtastrophe:

tumblr: *just stops loading*

tumblr: ah the fricking connection went bloo blah? the frocking internetz0rz go poofsies? teh world wide web goblins took a lunch break and are smoking spice in teh parking lot?

persitentmanlyagitation:

c-orgiis:

catwithbenefits:

benepla:

bumblebeebats:

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

punkcandy:

judysweetheart:

punkcandy:

judyfromfinance:

miss-serket:

q: why would anyone wear a shirt with a zodiac sign that’s not even their sign?

a: if you know the answer you’re going to hell

But I thought I would be cute to wear your partners sign, probably would be better on a bracelet tho.

oh I’m really sorry to inform you that’s not it

I don’t understand

God I wish that were me

unclefather:

toast-potent:

toast-potent:

toast-potent:

oh FUCJK i just realized something

holdon just give me a fucking second

You’re not allowed to say this and you know it