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Tag: fallout
when somebody says they dont like ghouls or synths
Lmao yall they made New Vegas into a real thing 😂😂😂😂
Lmao yall they made Primm into a real thing 😂😂😂😂
Lmao yall they made NCR correctional facility overrun with Powder Gangers into a real thing 😂😂😂😂
Lmao yall they made Goodsprings into a real thing 😂😂😂😂
YALL THEY MADE THE ENTIRE MOJAVE DESERET REAL I CAN’T EVEN 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Now that Thanos has all of the Infinity Stones, there’s only one being that can stop him…
hey did you guys know you can objectively calculate how good at sex every single fallout character is thanks to fallout 2
Here’s a spreadsheet where you can use the formula. Help Us Make A Database.
As it it stands for Fallout 4 companions from worst to best
Curie (Miss Nanny)- 4 so below average
Curie (Synth)- 4.12 because apparently getting a body can only help so much
Porter Gage- 5.13 You need to brush your damn teeth and take a bath
Robert Joseph MacCready- 5.51 Rotting teeth subtract points I suppose.
Cait- 7.15 Your girl is good in bed.
Old Longfellow- 7.15 Heavy drinking seems to give you the same results no matter what age or gender you are.
Codsworth- 7.63 AT YOUR SERVICE.
Strong- 7.72 Uh….. hmmmmmm…. I don’t really have words the big man can swing.
Danse- 7.9 ………..Ad Victoriam……….
Nick Valentine- 7.9 Apparently synths got it going on.
X6-88- 8.01 I guess they were made to be better than huma- OH WAIT
Preston Garvey- 8.15 How’s it going, babe?
Deacon- 8.15 And we’ll never actually be able to prove it.
Hancock- 8.4 I dunno what I was expecting.
Piper Wright- 8.65 Damn Girl… the closest thing to a sex god this game has to offer.
Extra:
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I just thought everyone would like to see this
Adding to this, with the Fallout: New Vegas characters, in no particular order-
Arcade: solid 5.5
Craig Boone: 3.5
ED-E: 5.38
Lily: 6.88
Veronica: 4.75
Raul: 3.76
Cass: 4.62
Rex: 5.76No one in New Vegas but Grandma Lily can fuck good it’s official
that’s why there’s no romances in Fallout New Vegas
like a fella once said, “ain’t that a dick in the hand?”
Read that to the tune of “ain’t that a kick in the head” by Sinatra.
ok I’ll try that
whoa it sounds just like that part from the song
like it’s scary how similar it is, did someone plan it to match the meter and rhyme?
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