i fucking love how they’re attributed to ‘joshua graham’ as if that’s some sort of motivational speaker or beleaguered actor and not a dude in a video game shuffling guns around ad infinitum
Reminder that Fallout New Vegas also featured a character with the poetic name “Rose of Sharon Cassidy”, who said:
“Nobody’s dick’s that long. Not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name.”
One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it
those who have sold their souls to johnny guitar, built shrines to him, name their firstborn children after him, and walk around in a haze humming the anthem of his great holiness
those who have sworn a blood oath under the full moon to stop at nothing to find and destroy the great demon johnny guitar