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chachacharlieco:

I saw an opportunity and I took it.

shiny-ebooks:

i want a relationship like this

jihaad:

three days grace: pain .. cant get enough .. pain .. i like it rough

my 10-yr-old ass:

fvace:

someone make her a gofundme

mjalti:

me, watching the Parent Trap after i found Lindsey Lohan didn’t have a twin:

im-the-batmann:

just-shower-thoughts:

Fitbits are just like Tamagotchis, except the stupid little creature you have to keep alive is yourself.

Me, imagining a scene in my head: beautiful poetic prose that gracefully and artfully describes the scene in vivid detail, giving the reader concise imagery and beautiful wordplay to ruminate on.
Me, actually writing: The angry man throwed his chair through the window angrily and bigly. “I’m angry and pissed off.” He said because he was mad.

the-memeblades-chosen-one:

so i got a totally not bootlegged Kingdom Hearts coloring book for Christmas

it has all my favorite KH characters!

such as

Sora

Maybe-Possibly-Cloud

This Guy

My Neighbor Totoro

Unfortunate Kairi

This Other Guy

Mansex

Soraruto(¿?¿)

And of course my most favorite

HECKIN’

GOSH DAMN

V E G E T A

metalslugx:

cvberdemon:

metalslugx:

jallox:

retainerofvirgo:

snoopingasusualisee:

snoopingasusualisee:

list of characters that would be weirdly sexualized if they were made today

so we’re just gonna stop the list right tf there

looking through the comments and reblogs.. oh boy

there’s definitely more but I’m not sure I want to subject myself to that horror

hey quick question how come out of all the pictures you could’ve chosen for Bloo you had to pick the one from a hentai parody

you recognized it

usbdongle:

as a native born californian i would like to formally apologize to all people who learn english as a second language and have to deal with californians going “oh, no, yeah–” as a way of saying “i completely agree with what you’re saying and here’s why–”