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paper-mario-wiki:

And I get a little bit Genghis Kahnghis
I don’t want you to get it onghis
Nobody else but me (ooooh)
With nobody else but MeeeeMe

I get a little bit Danghis Dahn
Don’t want you to Genghis on with
Nobody else but Mingus

Nobody else but Mingus Kingus

mindfulwrath:

mheetu:

mheetu:

tea drinkers: unlike you filthy disgusting creatures i only drink green chamomile peppermint raspberry lemon tea, which makes all my insides glow 10 times brighter and improve. i can feel my body get healthier by every drink i take of my delicious hot mug of TEA. youre absolutely disgusting and a waste of human potential

coffee drinker: hhhnng lov those beans

someone tagged this as #tw drama

coffee drinkers: i am unimaginably powerful. i can see through time. i haven’t slept in four days but who needs sleep when you are on a higher plane of existence. the beans are in my soul, they are in my heart. i AM the beans. soon i will vibrate at the harmonic resonance of the universe and transcend.

tea drinker: hhhhhhhhhhhot leaf juice

soda drinkers: death is coming. death is coming. pass me a hotdog.