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mrdsc1010:

me: typing into google a bunch of words and phrases to find that specific vine

fbi agent:

I’M SCREAMING AT HIS REPLY

shogas:

gottfriedvonleibniz:

how the fuck is this even real

it looks like ridely and isabelle are snake and cloud’s fursona’s

If i knew like 5% less about video games and you tried to tell me which of these characters were named Snake and Cloud and which ones were named Ridley and Isabelle i would NOT believe you

vicchann-nikiforov:

Whoever had the idea of putting hundreds of top athletes with social media and wifi in the same village over the course of 2,5 weeks, deserves a medal.

sapphicamydunne:

“Once you become an adult your acne will clear up!”

hootpoop12:

Karkat fucks with Dave just as much, y’know.

blobkins:

blobkins:

wolfyttwisted:

things I love: the way the loading animations on the neopets flash games freak out because they were made in a different time and not meant to run at the speeds we can download shit at now days

masterful

no wait, this one’s better

jerryterry:

vodka-zamolodchikova:

me: [accidentally closes a chrome window with 50+ tabs]

my laptop, gently weeping: oh my god………… oh ym hgod thank you so much……….. thank y

Me, realizing my mistake, reopening Chrome and preparing to mash ctrl+shift+T to bring them all back one by one:

My computer:

dromaeocore:

dromaeocore:

you can literally always tell if an artist is/was a furry or not by asking them to draw a dog

like this:

werbly:

i put new yellow shoelaces on my boots to show people i am Cool. I walk to my work full of old lady cashiers. “I like your shoelaces.” one of them says to me. I see my life flash before my eyes as this ancient test is presented before me