some SuitPerson: haha well you know – thank God it’s FRIDAY amiright!!!!!!
me, who works the next three days and has entirely lost the concept of weekends as a time for rest and relaxation:
My favorite thing is when people say “Thank goodness it’s the weekend!” or “At least it’s Saturday!” while I am ringing them up for their purchases on a Saturday.
we need to stop being so desperate about finding aliens. we need to play hard to get, pretend like we couldn’t care less. watch them come rushing into our atmosphere
Scully from the other side of the bed: Mulder go to sleep
life is rough but consider how lucky we are that 2012 loki fangirl culture & 2012 ‘stalking and filming the peter pan face character at disneyland’ culture didn’t occur coterminously with the disneyland Loki being a hot dude. think of the storm we’ve missed, and be grateful.
this is a man who would have been ripped to shreds by the same internet culture that was at the time really down to fuck the Onceler. look at his eyebrows. he wouldn’t have stood a goddamn chance.
*buying vodka* cashier: can i see your ID? me: ya *shows her my full back tattoo of Vriska Serket*
this post is a death sentence
its actually three sentences but thank you please fall asleep
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